Wife Outsourcing

After just a few months into their marriage, filled with constant arguments, a young
man and his wife decided they would try counseling to save their marriage.

They had been at each other’s throat for some time and felt that this was their last straw. When they arrived at the counselor’s office, the counselor jumped right in and opened the floor for discussion. “What seems to be the problem?”

Immediately, the husband held his long face down without anything to say. On the other hand, the wife began describing all the wrongs within their marriage.

After spending 15 minutes listening to the wife, the counselor suddenly went over to her, picked her up by her shoulders, kissed her passionately for a long 5 minutes, and sat her back down. Afterwards, the wife sat there speechless.

He looked over at the husband who was staring in disbelief at what had happened.

The counselor spoke to the husband, “Your wife NEEDS that at least twice a week!”

The husband scratched his head and replied, “Ok, I can bring her here on Tuesdays and Thursdays.”

Hahahaha….