1. Ask him about the expiry date and batch no. of the pizza
2. Scare him by carrying a black voodoo doll with you when you answer the door
Poke pins in it while you receive the order
3. Pretend to interrogate him. Note down everything that he says
4. Pretend you are talking on phone and keep him waiting for a long time
5. Order the costliest pizza, pay the bill in the form of 1 Rupee coins
6. Pretend you can't see him, bang the door on his face at least 3 times
7. Bring up that colourblindness... ask him why is the entire pizza green?
8. Keep digging in your purse for money. Say "just a sec" at least for 20 minutes
9. Start a random discussion on the mileage of his bike
10. Say "Nice cap! Aap pehle Himesh ke liye kaam karte the?"
Try these tips for 30 minutes, if they don't work you'll get your pizza free!
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