1. Raise your arms and let loose your body odour
2. Start chanting cannibalistic slogans
3. Start playing the statue game. Statue!
4. Yell out dangerous mathematical formulae to scare people
5. Get down on the floor and yell, "My Diamond ring! My Diamong ring!"
Escape when everybody makes a dash for the rings
6. Grunt holding your stomach. Pretend you are about to puke
7. Wear those brown glares of yours. No, wait, how will that help?
8. Start beating yourself up. Escape when others are gaping in surprise
9. Call Navjot Sidhu for advice. He's had people trying to beat him up before
10. Run. Yes, RUN!
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