1. Shoot him and steal the rest of his stuff as well
2. Stop in surprise, shake your head and say, "Damn, that split personality problem again"
3. Pacify him saying he can steal your phone when you buy a new one
4. Claim you wanted to just donate it to the Air Hostesses fund
5. Say you just wanted to give Salman a missed call
6. Argue saying, "You never complained when I stole your wallet. You didn't even notice it!"
7. Claim you were just downloading a Roadside Romeo caller tune for him
8. Offer him 50% of the share which'll come from selling the phone. Start negotiating from 30%
9. Claim you just saved his life. Does he how dangerous radioactive signals from phones are?
Say your battery died. You just wanted to make a call
10. Apologize. Offer to write 'I will not steal' 50 times to pacify him
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