Saturday, February 14, 2009

How To Irritate Your Siblings



1. Hide his porn collection

2. Snigger and pretend to stifle a grin each time you see them
When they ask, say "No, no, nothing!" and grin again

3. When unguarded, change their display pic to Roadside Romeo

4. Change their callertunes to a song from Heroes

5. Make up stories about weird things they do in their sleep

6. Leak out his/her embarrassing childhood pics to his/her friends

7. Just be your usual annoying self

8. Tell them about those ants you saw today. Describe each ant

9. Create folder named 'Surprise!' on their desktop. Inside it, put a bad RGV film

10. Divert all your calls to their phone

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