Saturday, February 14, 2009

How To Combat The Global Recession


1. Don't spend on other entertainment like films & music.Just Read My bLOG :)

2. Get yourself into the Big Boss house. It is all free there

3. Move to Antarctica. We hear the cost of living there is quite low

4. Become an assistant in a cookery show. You won't have to spend on food for a while

5. Take up a part time job as a Ticket Collector and travel for free

6. Get a large bedsheet and paraglide your way for free to college

7. Actually don't go to college at all and save your fees

8. Offer to watch Welcome to Sajjanpur in return for money from the producers

9 Move to Zimbabwe. One rupee is worth a million Zimbabwean dollars.

10. Offer to start and be a part of the Harman Baweja Fan Club in return for money from Harman Baweja

Or from anyone else who can pay on his behalf

But you aren't the only one looking to save up. Look at what some of the others are doing

1. Suniel Shetty has replaced his Hummer with Sunny Deol's tractor

2. Sunny Deol has stopped lending tractors and is asking Suniel to return it

3. As payment for the food, restaurants are asking diners to become part-time waiters in addition to paying money

4. Public transport buses have made it compulsory for passengers to contribute 1 litre of petrol before climbing in

5. Theatres have introduced an Ek-pe-Ek rule. If you buy tickets for one film you HAVE to buy tickets for another

6. Ekta Kapoor has reduced the number of shows Balaji does from 1,00,000 to 47,890

7. She has also cut-off Tusshar's pocket money

8. Akshaye Khanna has stopped his sessions at Dr.Batra's hair clinic
He wishes he had started his treatment at the same time as Himesh

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