1. Time a reminder and let it go off loudly in front of your friends
2. Take it around and ask everyone if they have a charger that will fit your new phone as you forgot to get yours
3. Show your friends an advertisement of a cool phone. Then slap your forehead and say, "Oh my new phone is the same model!"
4. Keep your phone on silent and pretend to be on call every two minutes
5. Whenever someone calls you, tell them to lower their voice as your new phone amplifies the volume
6. When someone's phone rings in a lecture, stand up and claim it to be yours
Show it around saying you're sorry, you don't know how to put it off
7. Take pictures of everyone - even the security guy with your phone and say you're checking the camera since it's new
8. Carry your phone in your hand - don't keep it in the pocket
9. Ask everyone for help in using the mp3 player on your new phone, saying that it's too high-tech for you to understand
10. Put up a board on your neighbour's house saying "Mere padosi ne naya phone liya hai"
11. Ask them where do you get cheapest phones in the city and then say, "Oh I got this one from my brother in the US"
12. Stop wearing your watch and check out the time on your phone every five minutes
13. Show your friends your collection of funny msgs. Eventually they may notice your new phone too
14. Use your phone for every calculation, even 2+2
15. When someone asks you something, tell them "Wait, I'll just Google it on my new phone"
16. Ask your friends to Bluetooth you new songs. Keep asking until they notice your phone
17. Compliment someone's clothes and tell them the colour matches your new cell phone's body
Ask all your friends for their number and say all your contacts got deleted as you got a new phone
Tell everyone you lost your old phone and when they start searching say "It's ok, I got a new one"
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