Saturday, February 14, 2009

How To Irritate Telemarketing Callers



1. Start trying to sell them their rival brand's products

2. Do filmstars and celebrity impressions while talking to them and laugh wildly
Pretend there is a cross connection and talk nonsense

3. Challenge him/her to a game of Antakshri. Say you'll buy what he's selling if they beat you

4. Say you want to verify the caller's background before talking any further

5. Start asking every single miniscule detail. End saying, "Lekin proof kya hai?"
Keep saying, "Acha ek min, hold on"
Come back pretending you are someone else and ask him to explain everything again

6. Pretend you are an employee of the same company. Start bitching about the company's products
If the telemarketer joins in, start blackmailing by saying you're recording the conversation

7. Put them on hold and play a song from Heroes

8. Go, "Huh? Oh sorry, can you repeat please?" every few seconds

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