1) Go and join Shiv Sena/Ram Sena and oppose this valentine.
2) Search those people who also don’t have valentine and have Party. Cheers!
3) Be online all day and make some Lame Jokes.
4) Go to nearby Park and ENJOY THE SCENES
5) If you are a employee. Do OVERTIME that day.
6) Watch some PORN instead. You will not feel alone
7) Go to the Mountain Sit on the Rocks. Open your Shoes. And Smell your Socks
8) Register on adult friend finder. You will surely get your valentine
9) Admit in hospital and den flirt with d sexy nurse. =))
10) Act in front of an girl that ur Valentine left u coz u r poor. Then she will feel pity on u
11) Give a party to all of your Friend that day
12) Try to get your love partner with the help of Love Guru
13)Go and learn some BHAJAN instead. Coz ur useless. As you cant have a Valentine
14) tell your friends "teacher ne ni sikhaya, share kiya karo "
15) Sell Flowers that day. specially Rose.This will benifit in you two ways.
1st You will now really can give Flowers to Girl/Boy
2nd You can earn something instead of losing
16) Celebrate Happy Independence Day
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