Tired of nightmares about not being able to cross the road

1. Push a friend on to the middle of the road. Traffic will screech to a halt. Cross over

2. Dress in a Zebra costume and just walk across. Everyone has to wait when there is a Zebra crossing

3. Get tall stilts and walk over the traffic. Make sure you point at the cars and smirk. Doesn't work with trucks

4. Take your shirt off and act like a gorilla. Everyone will think you are Salman Khan and stop for autographs. Cross over

5. Ask the chicken for advice. It has done this a lot

6. Find a giant pogo stick. Use it. Watch out for flying superheroes

7. Go to mountains in Japan and meet Kung-Fu masters. They teach you to jump long distances. We've seen it in films

8. Go to mountains in Tibet and meet Buddhist monks. They will teach you to wait patiently for the signal

9. Wear a T-Shirt that says, "I am gay". People will slow their vehicles down to peer at you. Cross over. If it doesn't work, try the "You are gay" shirt

10. Drink that energy drink which gives you wings!