1. Keep all your porn in one folder. Rename the folder 'God Tussi Great Ho'
2. Put on a lot of weight. While watching porn stand in front of the monitor. You'll cover everything
3. Set up one of those laser alarm systems you see in films, outside your bedroom
This will warn you if anyone approaches
4. Gift your family members some strong perfume. Insist that they wear it all times, or else you'll feel hurt. Don't catch a cold
5. Create five folders called 'Porn', one inside the other. Inside all of them place a text note saying 'Haha! Got you!' Put the actual porn in the sixth folder
6. Gift your family members a pair of those childish squeaky slippers so that you when they are coming
This will also make them look silly, in case you are looking for that
7. Watch porn in infra-red that you can only see with those red glasses
8. Put something just outside your bedroom door that will make people scream
For e.g. spilt milk, broken vases, a random rat
9. Build a cubicle around your comp
People will be suspicious. But they suspect you of watching porn anyway
10. Errr....watch it while you are alone?
11. Leave some bubble wrap outside the door. The moment someone steps on it, minimise window
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