Saturday, February 14, 2009

Why Do People Buy Himesh's CDs?


1. So that the buyers can be one of a kind

2. Ward off potential robbers, wild animals, rabid dogs and so on

3. Irritate monks out of their peaceful state and get them violent

4. Decipher if he actually says "Harrry Om" or "Haaairy Oom", or "Harry Baweja".

5. Create mass panic and chaos by playing it aloud, Joker style

6. Use the CDs as flying discs to throw at other people and have fun

7. So they can play the appropriate background music when they are touching themselves

8. Because Himesh asked them to, and threatened to keep singing till they did

9. So they can break, burn, mutilate it and so on. Why Himesh CDs for that? Umm…why not?

10. To play it when they are low to serve as a reminder that things could have been worse
Ehh, this was a bad idea. Let us just tell you Himesh jokes instead

Q. What do you get when you cross Himesh with Batman?
A. "T-ta-na-na-na- Tandoori Knights"

Did you know Karrzzz uses a song that was originally recorded for 'Tom, Dick and Harry?'
The song goes 'Harry Om...Harry Om...Harry Om'

Is there a limit to the number of Himesh jokes that can be cracked?
Umm, we don't know, is there a limit to the number of songs he can make?

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