What If U R Cought Giving Proxy Attendence

1) Sir/Mam I am just practicing for my attendance.

2) Tell him that you are his Representative

3) Sir, After giving attendance he ran away....u hvn't seen

4) Sir, i was just checking wthr u can catch me r not...u r James Bond Sir

5) Start like mein kaha hoon...........say u r getting chakkar n fall down..

6) Sir, I forgot my roll number...what is it?

7) Bang D bench and go out of class (never ever think of returning back to his class
again)

8) It was assignment given to you by Principal n Founder authority to check
ALERTNESS of Professor...n Congratulate him for doing job..

9) Bribe him and say meri aur mere dosto ki attendence har lecture mai lagana..

10) If he doesnt accept ur bribe yell loudly and say ki ye mujhse Rishwat maang raha
hai..and say dat u will complaint dis matter to the Principle..

11) Sir..aapki umar ho gayi hain.....kisne kuch nahi bola..aur aapko aawajen sunayi
de rahi hain...

12) GO WILD LIKE NANA PATEKAR!!!!!!!!

HEY!!!! YEH USKA ROLE NUMBER ..YEH MERA NUMBER....BOL KAUN YAHA HAIN..AUR KAUN
BAHAR..KAUN HINDU OR KAUN MUSLIM!!!

TU TOH BACCHO MEIN FOOT PAD RAHA HAIN!!! HAR EK KO ALAG NUMBER DE KE!!!!!!

Hold your Head n act like Nana Patekar again.....

13) Give him THE FEROCIOUS GHAJINI LOOK

14) Tell him in a broken english

"I LEARNING 2 SAY PREGENT"

15) Sir, he came yesterday and forgot to give his presenty so just clearing his
pending attendance

16) Pretend 2 write some important points he wil be impressed!!!!!!!!!!!!

17) Give him 'Jaadu ki Jhappi'...

18) Offer him that u wil introduce a new hawt GIRL..........

19) Blame it on recession.Tell him ur grup has decided that one person will attend a
day to save transport cost.

20) "main bhatak gaya tha.....ab meri ankhen khul gayi hai...mujhe maaf kar dijiye
plesssss"