Saturday, February 14, 2009

What To Do When You're Hungry In the Middle of the Night & There's Nothing To Eat


1. Try chewing a pencil. If you don't have one, steal them from your younger sibling's bag!

2. Dig into all your jeans pockets and bags. You'll find at least a bit of chocolate to eat

4. Eat your pet's food. It's not poisonous you know!

5. Thirst is sometimes disguised as hunger. Drink gallons of water!

6. If you have a friend working in a call center, ask them to get you something from the canteen before starting home

7. Catch some cockroaches, wash, fry and eat!

8. Go veggie - eat the plants which you water daily!

9. Watch religious channels - you'll forget your hunger and will go back to sleep instantly. Now, that's nirvana!

10. Think of all your best lunches and dinners. The memory might just make you feel full :P

11. Go to your neighbour and beg

12. Think how it would be to date Preeti Jhangiani. You would lose your appetite in no time!

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