1. Bring up that split personality problem you have
2. Claim it was your twin brother
3. Say you were just taking lessons so your relationship could get better
4. Invent a disease which causes you to mistake identities
5. Promise that it will never happen again. Make Mother Promise
If she doesn't believe, make God Promise. Always works
6. Say you are schizophrenic
7. Point out how you are better than the Nigerian guy with 86 wives
8. Point out how this helped give her the space she always wanted
9. Show her how you have spent so much more money on her than on the other girl
10. Go back in time and be more careful( First Find Time Machine :) )
11. Claim that you're doing a case study on love triangles in Bollywood films
What would you do?
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