1.It’s cool to be against noise and air pollution
2.Tell everyone you donated your crackers to street children
3.Make an irritating smug expression and say, “I’m saving mine so I can burst them when all of you are done with yours!”
4.Have a pet? Say it’s scared of firecrackers
5.Or say it peed on your crackers!
6.Download the sound of bursting crackers off the net and play at full volume
7.Carry a packet full of empty cracker boxes, go to your neighbour's house, swap it at the first instance and kalti mar
8.Get sympathy by saying your dog peed on your crackers
9.Pretend that you’re just taking care of your granny who’s sensitive to noise
10.Tell your friends you've told your uncle to get crackers from abroad, so it'll take a while
11.Pretend you don't know how to burst firecrackers. Take lessons from 20 different people
12.Pretend to teach little kids how to burst crackers safely
13.Say “The custom officers took them all when I was returning from Singapore”
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