1. Steal his/her wallet
2. Start digging your nose(tried n trusted)
3. Go to a public place for a date...and start calling ur valentine cheesy names like poochie
4. Tell your valentine that u will be giving her a ring....and give her a DVD of the movie "ring"
5. Behave like a vampire
6. Give her a BLACK ROSE
7. Tell her today i forgot my money and u have to pay ,just start ordering food with much of cost
8. Gift her the cds of himesh
9. During your date...talk to her about how sexy your nose hair are
10. Tell her about u r special ability i can fart and sing at the same time
11. Gift her a Perfume with note: U STINKS
12. Burp a 100 times while dining with her
13. Say that u mistook valentine's day for RAKSHABANDHAN
14. Just say.....I love you neha....uh SRY...pooja...uh no...Sanya
1 comment:
A refreshing alternative to all those sappy, mushy posts on Valentine's Day that have been nauseating me all day!
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