DO u beleive in love at first sight or
should i drive past u again?
Don't be so open-minded your brains fall out.
This was written on the back of a biker's T:
IF YOU CAN READ THIS, THE BITCH FELL OFF!
God is real, unless U declare him an integer
"I am always right, Never wrong.
I thought i was wrong once, but I was wrong!!"
Hi! I'm a human being! What are you?
marry had a little lamb...it was delicious
Surprise me!...say something smart
To all you virgins... thanks for nothing.
umm..now look at that..
sorry! no, i wasnt talking about ur face.
why r u looking at me ..huh ?
...i am not ur Dad
Smile is the second best thing which You can do with Ur lIps
God made MUD, God made Dirt
God made Galz, So guyz can FLirt
Most ppl are only alive bcuz its illegal to shoot them.. and u r one of those lucky assholes.
virginity is not dignity
it is lack of OPPURTUNITY
Watz that uglyy thinggg on ur shoulderzz???
ohh ! sori, itz ur face ;)
I'm a lesbian trapped in this man's body
WHY LOOKING AT ME COME HUG ME
I hate jokes but still I love You
who says nothing is impossible? i;ve been doin nothing for years..
If I told u tht u had a nice body, will u hold it against me!!
Taj Mahal
The greatest erection by man for his love.
"I am 6, wanna be 9?"
In case of fire use the hose below
Ask ur boobs to stop staring at my eyes!!
Love ur neighbour..just don't get caught
You loved me and changed the history of my life.
Let me love you and change the geograpgy of your life.
Marriages defeat Mathematics..How else can u explain 1+1=3..???
Come behind the pyramid & I will make u a mummy
Dont drink water.... fishes fuck in it
Early to bed & early to rise
makes a man healthy, wealthy & wise
& makes his wife sleep with other guys
If ur father is poor---ur fate but if ur father in law is poor then it's ur foolishness
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cool dude
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