Monday, February 23, 2009

What To Do At Traffic Signal


Every body stops at traffic signal( at least once in lifetime) so here are few things to do when next time u stop at traffic signal

1) If you see Police man at corner....shout loudly!! "HEY DUDE!!! WAZZUP!!!! Nice
Shirt"
If itz lady police... shout show ur hand... n say Hey Babes!! looking so cool....

2) Switch off engine and do voice by mouth..VROOM!!!!!.......VROOM!!!!!!!!!!

3) Bargain with the boy selling water bags

4) Whistle at the hot model on hoardings

5) When a beggar comes to beg....remove your helmet and beg of him instead

6) Search for the sun and sing....."DHOOP NIKALTI HAI JAHAN SE"

7) Break traffic signal...and if police catches u say u r color blind

8) Try calling the cow or any stray animals and divert to the vehicle behind

9) Ask Traffic police to pose for a photo

10) Give the Traffic police tips on how to control traffic

11) Start giving dostana/Gay look to Police...

12) Apolice men his weight and salary and west size

13) Ask ur neighbour to exchange his car wit ur bike!!!!!!!

14) Ask for d change of 1000rs note to 10 th person to u !!!!!!!

2 comments:

doi said...

a friend of mine was retelling how his friend got away with the traffic enforcers. He was caught beating the red light and his crazy companion acted like he was having an epilepsy. The driving friend told the traffic enforcer that he was in a hurry to rush the friend to the hospital. ahahahaha

Vijay said...

thts a nice idea to escape...:)