Monday, February 23, 2009

What To Do The Night Before Exams


1) Get the time-table......

2) Drink beer .. I have heard it improves concentration!

3) Watch the best porno film available with you.. A little relaxation never hurt anyone!

4) Make chits..!

5) Go 2 da toilet a thousand tyms(moms gonna think u have loose motion so no test da nxt day

6) Motivate ur friend to study more

7) Call ur teacher at 2:00 am and ask them to teach u

8) Keep listening the song "everythings gonna be alright".....

9) Talk 2 ur gf... it'l help if the xm is of a language paper

10) Call your ex n say how much u miss them...padhai to hone nahi wali..time pass to ho jayega !!!

11) Call up as many ppl as possible n say tht the time table has changd...maza ayega

12) Find ur books and remove dust from them and place them back in the cupboard

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