1. Claim that you were trying to tie your shoelace or pick up your pen!
2. Slap your friend for not waking you up before the class started!
3. Point to someone and say "I knew something was wrong with the toffee you gave me!"
4. Thank your teacher that she just rescued you from falling in coma
5. say that you're a volunteer for "National Sleep Awareness Week 2008" celebrated all Uganda
6. Claim that your friend applied glue to the bench and you just couldn't raise your head
7. Pinch your teacher to see if it's a dream
8. Tell your teacher you're meditating, so that you can concentrate on your studies
9. "I was observing the mating ritual of ants, Amazing, isn't it?"
10. Blame the professor right back. Claim if he stopped lecturing, you would never feel sleepy in class
11. Say you have a neck problem that doesn't allow you to raise your head. Say the oxygen supply is so much better as you go lower
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