1. Say you did it, but weren't creatively satisfied with it. So you threw it away
2. Print out any random, sophisticated NASA documents you can find
Give it, and say, "Damn, Wrong assignment again"
3. Say you weren't at home at all - so logically, there's no way you could do any 'home' work
It will help because the corniness might put your prof in a coma
4. Blame it on your brother, parents, dog, neighbour, etc. Say they just completely refused to do it for you
5. Say the guys from Greenpeace landed up and confiscated all your unused foolscape books
6. Claim your duties as a superhero didn't leave you with much time
Yesterday was a particularly violent night on the streets! :)
7. Claim that you bumped into Ashutosh Gowarikar who insisted on narrating the story of his next film
He still wasn't finished when you left!
8. Go "Oh! The homework...Well...umm....uhh... my head, my headddddd" Fall down on the ground
Don't repeat this more than once
9. Submit a blank page. Say it is a representation of how the education system leaves students blank
10. Talk about how the Constitution says that as a citizen of India you are not legally bound to do homework
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