We all have a pleasant and a decent image of our very own Santa Claus! He is Big, with a little grown tummy,wild white beard and a sweet smile rolling with the tone HO-O-HO ;)
Now, its time Rotate the clock this X'mas ;)
Imagine SANTA as SANTANA or SANTANIA OR SANTANEE or anything; a wicked Sexy girl short skirts, charming smile and that X'mas Hat on top....... wohoooooo Fascinated na! ;)
So here are few things that would have happened
1) The gifts would never reach the kids on time...
2) All gifts wud be wrapped in pink paper
3) Most of the x-mas gifts wud be cosmetics and jewelery
4) The North Pole would have a giant thermostat...
5) The reindeers would have to smell just right to get her to do anything!..
6) All the reindeer will have matching accessories with their noses
7) Instead of reindeer, there would be 6 cats
7) Santa will emotionally blackmail all the airport authorities to let her have the nighr sky 2 herself to fly around in her sleigh!!
8) Santa wil certainly not eat the x-mas cookies and cakes...they are soooo fatty
9) She certainly would NOT COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY!
10) Santa would always be late.. girls take too much time to dress up.. xmas would be on 26th dec..
11) She wud recieve love letters instead of wishlishts:P
12) Men would wait for her more than the childrens
13) Boys ll be more eager for x mas n dey ll decorate their house like never b4 so she can come
14) Santa will hav 2 face eve teasing
15) The elves will work more efficiently
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