What To Do When Someone Asks You The Time

1. Start singing "It's the time to disco...na na na na na"

2. Tell him to hang on and start making a sundial on the ground

3. Ask him to specify the exact latitude, longitude of the time zone

4. Irritate him by showing off various features of your watch Tell him everything except the time

5. Start rolling off random dialogues from Waqt- A Race against Time. No one remembers the movie!

6. Tell time through complex mathematical calculations
"If you add 23 hours to 3'o clock, and subtract 2 hours from that..."

7. Make him guess it by naming TV shows that would be playing at that particular time

8. Go Nana Patekar on him
Abruptly explode into, "Tu mere ko time poochega! Kya Re? Mere ko? Haan?"

9. Try explaining the time in Braille. It may take a while to do that!

10. Convert and tell the time in seconds. "345 seconds past 4'o clock"