How To Get Ahead When Stuck In a Queue

1. Look excited. If standing in front of a counter, go and stand in front of another counter
When people follow thinking this counter is opening, go back to your original queue

2. Pretend to be ill and make vomitting noises

3. Do that thing you do because of which you have no friends

4. Say really foolish things. People will think you are Rakhi Sawant and let you go ahead

5. Do the...yes, you know it, Salman Khan dance. Getting bored of it already? Life is tough, we hate the song but can we make them stop playing it?
We suffer, you suffer!

6. Say you are a Arya Babbar fan. People will think you are a freak and run away from you

7. Talk loudly about that contagious disease you have

8. Sing "Pari Hoon Main"
This won't get you ahead, but it will make waiting in the queue more entertaining

9. Throw the smoke bomb you are carrying
What? You don't carry smoke bombs with you at all times? Strange, yaar!

10. Teleport yourself right to the front

Hey, you can't say it won't work until you have tried it yourself