How To Know You Are In trouble In a restaurant

1. The menu card has a separate page for stomach medicines

2. Since the time you placed your order the hotel staff has changed thrice

3. The waiter wishes you "Good Luck" when serving your dish

4. There are more digits in your bill amount than in your mobile number

5. They are charging tax on every single French fry

6. The waiter says "SANDwich to aapko beach mein milega" and laughs

7. When you placed the order you were like Aamir in Ghajini
By the time the food has come you are like Aamir in Mangal Pandey

8. The waiter starts humming a song from Roadside Romeo while serving you

9. The rates are so high the restaurant is allowing you to pay in EMIs

10. When Vatsal Seth occupies the seat next to you
And starts forcing you to try and recognize him