What Will Happen To You Today

Aries: Ur watch will stop and u won’t realize till it’s too late

Taurus: A pimple will show up on Ur face, it will improve Ur looks

Gemini: Getting angry is not the solution, but it helps so go ahead and break something

Cancer: If you hear people saying good things about you don’t get excited they r just being sarcastic.

Leo: No one will get the joke u cracked.

Virgo: Don’t compare urself with film-stars today.

Libra: Scratch urself in public… it will bring good luck to u

Scorpio: Try Jimmy Shergil looks today

Sagittarius: Wear your right socks first

Capricorn: Someone will send u an HI5 request and much to Ur embarrassment u will accept it

Aquarius: That lame e-mail forward u get today has secret message for u……..read it carefully

Pisces: Don’t tell Ur friend that u r great fan of Saas-Bahu Shows (Soap-Operas).

B’day Forecast: Don’t Buy Vanilla Cake