What if Ur Caught Bunking Lectures…..?

1. Pretend to be sleep walking

2. Claim that ur chronic back problem doesn’t allow u to sit on benches and u can’t come in class until they put Bean-Bags in class

3. If Caught in Canteen, Say “Oh!! I thought we were doing Case study on Canteen Economics today”

4. Distract the professor and run like Hell.

5. Look Dazed, Hold ur Head and Say “Main Kaun Hoon… Main Kaun Hoon”

6. Claim that u thought all lectures were cancelled to celebrate the independence day of Sumatra.

7. Keep ur watch 45 min ahead of time… Point to it and say “Oh!! I thought Lecture was Over”

8. Quote a random study which explains ill effect of sitting in same place for long

9. Say u were Confused Cause the time table didn’t specify the time zone of Lecture timings.

10. Claim that u are doing research for sociology project on “Mind Of Modern Lecture Bunker”

11. I have dyslexia …. So it doesn’t matter whether u attend or not because u don’t get it anyways...