What To Do If Ur Mom Catches You watching Porn

1. I was just checking Dad’s Files.

2. Scream in horror “VIRUS…Virus…..Virus…Virusssssssss!!” Play Dead

3. Look Cheerful, be enthusiastic and with a big smile and say “See Mom!!! I am not Gay”

4. Say u were downloading stuff “Cos-your –Terminally-Ill Friend asked for it”

5. Look equally alarmed and say “That shameless ‘Name any friend (better would be to name someone Ur mom hates)’, I am not letting him use my PC again”

6. Claim u were watching highly intellectual art film….. Talk about the lighting it will bring

7. Keep a rat with u…when Ur Mom catches u release the rodent to distract her

8. Tell her Joke u know….won’t help much but it’s funny.

9. Say you just wanted to confirm something Sexologist said in newspaper today.

10. Say u r undercover volunteer helping cops crackdown on porn.You were doing research on downloading sources

11. Looked Pissed Off say “Don’t Disturb” and continue