What Will Happen To You Today

Aries: Don’t throw an egg on Ur boss’s face, no matter how much he insists.

Taurus: Wear The Left sock first

Gemini: Whatever you eat chew it 20 times

Cancer: This is not a great day for buying nuclear bombs

Leo: Add salt to taste

Virgo: If u r slapping anyone do it with Ur left hand

Libra: U will be tempted to ride Giraffe….. Wear a seat belt

Scorpio: Do you really want to do that??

Sagittarius: Don’t spend more than 5 bucks today

Capricorn: It is likely you will be scolded today

Aquarius: Don’t watch a film you haven’t seen before

Pisces: You will be interrupted every time you try to sleep. Don’t kill urself with frustration

B’day Forecast: Your party will go over budget