Work on your channel surfing speed... go from 0 to 60 in 5 seconds
Don't move at all, get other people to do stuff for you. See how long you can make it before someone yells
Practice the angry Bobby Deol expression, to be used when cab/rickshaw guys refuse to give change
Organize all the porn on your computer into neatly classified folders, arranged alphabetically
Clear out your book-shelves. Find old stuff and get nostalgic.
Think of ways to improve your Facebook/Orkut profile. It needs all the help it can get.
Do a detailed study of Aftab Shivdasani's history, early struggle and eventual rise to nothingness
Practice the new Salman Khan in 'Hello' dance... to be used to scare off robbers
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