1) Drink a lot of water before entering exam hall....This will prompt you to go to the loo and you will complete your paper fast
2) Give time to your GF 10 mins before the paper ends
3) Start writing from the last question.This way you can atleast say "I have finished my last question"
4) Btw finishing exam paper also means reading the exam paper completely
5) Keep your mobile in vibrating mode and hide it in your underwear.....Ask your friend to call you.This will surely help you in finishing paper in time^_^
6) Steal others supplementary and attach it to yours. Certainly will save time
7) Ask your supervisors to remove all the hot chicks from the examination hall....May not work if your supervisor falls into the same category.
8) Become a drug addict and make it a habit 2 take ur drug every 2 and half hrs
9) Go 2 da xam hall early and persuade/seduce yur invigilator 2 let u start da xam lilttle early (lyk 3 days earl
10) Act busy through out the xam and 5 min b4 da xam ends start shouting OMG who stole all my suppliments,may be the invigilator will help and give u extra time
11) Give ur answer sheet 2 da bst boi in class aur bol "abe chikne zyaada shine mat mar sidda likh dall nai toh bol idharich tapkane ka ya fir toilet chale'
12) Dont stare any cute chick in d room.... just gonna waste hell lot of time
13) After u check ur question paper...... shout loud
"DAMN... i knew i dont know anything"
examiner wont b bothered to collect ur answerbook after exam is over... it wil give u extra minutes
14) Submit the question paper instead of the answer script
15) Get d ppr leaked, xam cancelled or atleast u know all answers
16) Laugh like a mad guy...teacher will make u sit in a corner n wont give much attention to u
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