Monday, September 22, 2008

Dark Knights

Some-Important Questions That Came In My Mind after Watching “The Dark Knight”

And got answers from most unreliable sources

1. Why does Harvey Dent hates criminals so much???

Ans. One of them stole his Himesh Reshamiya’s Song Collection

Or better

One of them stole his favorite movie “RGV ki Aag”’s DVD

2. What is the role of Rachel in movie???

Ans. To be love attraction for both Batman and Harvey and later get killed by Joker

What if Ur Caught Bunking Lectures…..?

1. Pretend to be sleep walking


2. Claim that ur chronic back problem doesn’t allow u to sit on benches and u can’t come in class until they put Bean-Bags in class


3. If Caught in Canteen, Say “Oh!! I thought we were doing Case study on Canteen Economics today”


4. Distract the professor and run like Hell.


5. Look Dazed, Hold ur Head and Say “Main Kaun Hoon… Main Kaun Hoon”


6. Claim that u thought all lectures were cancelled to celebrate the independence day of Sumatra.


7. Keep ur watch 45 min ahead of time… Point to it and say “Oh!! I thought Lecture was Over”


8. Quote a random study which explains ill effect of sitting in same place for long


9. Say u were Confused Cause the time table didn’t specify the time zone of Lecture timings.


10. Claim that u are doing research for sociology project on “Mind Of Modern Lecture Bunker”


11. I have dyslexia …. So it doesn’t matter whether u attend or not because u don’t get it anyways...

What To Do If Ur Mom Catches You watching Porn

1. I was just checking Dad’s Files.


2. Scream in horror “VIRUS…Virus…..Virus…Virusssssssss!!” Play Dead


3. Look Cheerful, be enthusiastic and with a big smile and say “See Mom!!! I am not Gay”


4. Say u were downloading stuff “Cos-your –Terminally-Ill Friend asked for it”


5. Look equally alarmed and say “That shameless ‘Name any friend (better would be to name someone Ur mom hates)’, I am not letting him use my PC again”


6. Claim u were watching highly intellectual art film….. Talk about the lighting it will bring


7. Keep a rat with u…when Ur Mom catches u release the rodent to distract her


8. Tell her Joke u know….won’t help much but it’s funny.


9. Say you just wanted to confirm something Sexologist said in newspaper today.


10. Say u r undercover volunteer helping cops crackdown on porn.You were doing research on downloading sources

11. Looked Pissed Off say “Don’t Disturb” and continue

What Will Happen To You Today


Aries: Ur watch will stop and u won’t realize till it’s too late

Taurus: A pimple will show up on Ur face, it will improve Ur looks


Gemini: Getting angry is not the solution, but it helps so go ahead and break something


Cancer: If you hear people saying good things about you don’t get excited they r just being sarcastic.

Leo: No one will get the joke u cracked.


Virgo: Don’t compare urself with film-stars today.

Libra: Scratch urself in public… it will bring good luck to u


Scorpio: Try Jimmy Shergil looks today


Sagittarius: Wear your right socks first


Capricorn: Someone will send u an HI5 request and much to Ur embarrassment u will accept it


Aquarius: That lame e-mail forward u get today has secret message for u……..read it carefully

Pisces: Don’t tell Ur friend that u r great fan of Saas-Bahu Shows (Soap-Operas).

B’day Forecast: Don’t Buy Vanilla Cake

Friday, August 22, 2008

Download High Quality You Tube Videos

Whenever i had to download You-Tube videos i had to refer to Downloadyoutubevideos.com but the problem with it was that it never provided any facility to resume the download as well the downloading speed to was less as well the video qulaity of downloaded videos to was very bad but now here is way to download youtube videos with very high quality.so use following steps not only its easy to use but also high quality vids are downloaded


Its salient features are:


* Download the video as FLV, MP4 or High Quality FLV: click in the video title or use the download links in the right column1


* Resize the video manually and automatically


* Remove ads and any unwanted YouTube section; like the character counter, video annotations, Also Watching Now, Embed, etc...


* Change the video formatto the standard Low Quality FLV, MP4 or High Quality FLV, manually orautomatically. The video formats availability is autodetected and thescript can change to the best available video format automatically


* Automatically expand the video description, category, tags and URL information. The collapse links can be removed if desired* Display all comments in the video page (up to 500 comments)


* Prevent only video autoplay, or both video autoplay and autodownload substituting the player with a thumbnail until it is clicked


* Change the Flash Player Quality attribute to a lower one to play the video with less CPU use.The screen looks something like this:



First u need to have the following:


1. Mozilla Firefox installed


2. Greasemonkey installed. Greasemonkey is a firefox addon which lets u run many useful scripts. Install greasemonkey here.


Now u can install the script here:Install Yousable Tubefix



so njoy downloading High Quality Vids.....




also you can download any videos by installing internet download manager and it saves all files in .flv format

How Interviewer Can Reject You

Story I
E: Do u have a boyfriend?
C: I have.
E: Is he working Locally?
C: No. He is working Overseas.
E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u !
C: Why?E: U will not be able to settle down here permanently. And my Company don'twant to pay extra expenses on the Overseas calls just because of u.

Story II
E: Any girl friends?
C: No.
E: So far chased any before?
C: Have, but not successful.
E: Ever think of getting a job first then start looking for a girlfriend?
C: Career is first priority. Currently didn't want to consider This personalissue.
E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u
.C: Why?
E: You are lacking of P.R skills and confidence!!

Story III
E: Any girlfriends?
C: Yes.
E: Is she pretty?
C: Not quite.
E: Sorry, my company cannot employ you.
C: Why? Will this affect your company's reputation?
E: No, it does not affect the company's reputation but because My company isdealing with arts, our company requested an artist.

Story IV
E: Any girlfriends?
C: Yes.E: Is she pretty?
C: yes
E: Is she your first lover?
C: Yes.E: Sorry, we can't employ you because you lack of fighting spirit.

Story V
E: Any girlfriends?
C: Yes.
E: Is she your first lover?
C: No. Have a few already.
E: Sorry, my company cannot employ you because you are a "grasshopper" ! (Jobhoper lah!)

Story VI
E: Any boyfriends?
C: Yes.
E: Is he rich?
C: No.
E: Then sorry, my company cannot employ you because our Company is dealingwith money and you will seduce.

Story VII
E: Any boyfriends?
C: Yes.
E: Is he rich ?
C: Yes, very rich.He owns a company.
E: Sorry, we cannot employ you because your boyfriend don't Even want toemploy you, neither do we!
C: But,...... there is no position in his company.
E: Then,..... what is your qualification?
C: Secretary!
E: Sorry, we still cannot employ you because your prettiness Will affectyour managers' working spirits.
C: But,...... I am not pretty at all.
E: It is even worse because my managers will not be interested In you!!

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Remove Shut Down Option

Wanna play with your friends by removing the shutdown option from start menu in their computer.



1. Click on start>run(win key+r)

2. Type “regedit” there, this opens up the registry editor, now

3. Goto

HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE>SOFTWARE>Microsoft>Windows>CurrentVersion>Explorer

4. Then set “NoClose”=”DWORD:1



And U R Done

Free Downloading Of Songs and Movies

Hindi Songs

http://www.desiweb.net/

http://www.desim4u.net/

http://www.123musiq.com/

http://www.songs.pk/
http://www.papuyaar.com/
http://www.bollyexpress.com/
http://www.okesite.com/
http://www.musicmaza.com/
http//www.thefreesongs.com/
http://www.bollyfm.com/
http://www.apn/
http://piratebay.com/
http://cooltoad.com/
http://limewire.com/
http://mp3raid.com/
http://gloomx.com/
http://seek a song.com/
http://morpheus.com/
http://3world.com/
http://mpsraid.com/
http://yourmp3.net/
http://mp3fusion.net/
http://apniisp.com/
http://cooltoad.com/
http://www.desiweb.net/
http://www.desim4u.net/
http://www.123musiq.com/
http://www.songs.pk/
http://www.papuyaar.com/
http://www.bollyexpress.com/
http://www.okesite.com/
http://www.musicmaza.com/
http://www.thefreesongs.com/
http://www.bollyfm.com/
http://www.apniisp.com/
http://www.raaga.com/
http://www.smashits.com/
http://www.pakistanimusic.com/
http://www.limewire.com/
http://www.pakhits.com/
http://tafeeh.net/
http://comgeetamanjusha.com
http://apniisp.com
http://limiwire.com
http://rhapsody.com
http://fm420.com
http://iisp.com

English songs
http://3mp3.ru/eng/
http://grassrootsmusic.com/mp3/
http://music.download.com/
http://www.srikumar.com/music/mp3_music_...

Asamese Songs

http://www.indianchild.com/music/download

Marathi Songs
http://www.onesmartclick.com/marathi/

Telugu songs
http://www.indianchild.com/music/download
http://www.onesmartclick.com/desi/
http://www.thenisai.com/telugu/songs/
http://music.download.com/muralikrishna/
http://www.chalo.net/music/telugu.htm

Malyalam Songs
http://www.indianchild.com/music/download

Tamil Songs
http://www.thenisai.com/tamil/songs/
http://www.srikumar.com/music/mp3_music/
http://www.tamilmasala.net/
http://www.onesmartclick.com/desi/
http://www.indianchild.com/tamil_mp3_songs

Gujarati Songs
http://www.onesmartclick.com/desi/
http://gujaratonline.com/music/
http://www.a2zmusicdownloads.com/gujrati
http://www. http://gujaratonline.com/music/musicbox

Haryanvi Songs
http://www.haryanavimusic.com/
http://haryanavimusic.blogspot.com/


Hindi movies
http://www.desitorrents.com/forums/

English Movies
http://tesla.liketelevision.com/
http://www.themoviedownloads.com/index

Tamil movies
http://www.desitorrents.com/forums/

Tamil movies
http://www.spiderkerala.com/kerala/enter
http://www.thedesicentral.com/forum/view
http://www.megri.com/directory/134/

Marathi Movie
http://www.marathiworld.com/websoochi/se
http://www.aasma.com/20573.ptnr

Change color of dos screen

Whenever we run the cmd prmt. by default the color of the back-ground is black and the text getting typed is white....have u ever wished to change its color or Thought can the color be changed answer is Yes.

To Change DOS Screen's Background Color And The Text Color
1. Open your registry (press win+r and type regedit, hit enter)

2. Goto
[HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Command Processor]

3. u'll find "DefaultColor"You can replace it's value with a two-digit hexadecimal number, in which the first digit selects a background color and the second a foreground color.

The hexadecimal codes are:
Hexadecimal value Color
0 Black
1 Blue
2 Green
3 Aqua
4 Red
5 Purple
6 Yellow
7 White
8 Gray
9 Light Blue
A Light Green
B Light Aqua
C Light Red
D Light Purple
E Light Yellow
F Bright White

For example
A value of F0, , would give black text on a white background, and 1E would yield yellow text on a blue background.
The change should take effect the next time you open a console window.

Increase speed to open acrobat reader

Every Time I try to open Acrobat Reader it takes Hell a lot of time so here is a way to reduce the time taken to open
1. Go to the installation folder of acrobat reader(C:\program files\adobe\acrobat\reader\.. whatever)

2. Move all the files and folders from the "plugins" directory to the "Optional" directory. (I repeat.. cut and paste the files NOT copy & paste).

Also make sure that acrobat reader is not open else it will lock the files and not allow you to move the files).

Now your acrobat reader will load very fast and almost as good as notepad !!