Have You Ever Wondered??

1. Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two
hours?

2. If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

3. Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?

4. Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not
enough?

5. Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check
when you say the paint is wet?

6. Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

7. Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

8. Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a
revolver at him?

9. Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

10. If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold
tomorrow, how cold will it be?

11. If it's true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing here?

12. How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good
idea to put wheels on luggage?

13. Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to
look at things on the ground?

14. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these
pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

15. Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the
next thing that comes outta it's bum."

16. Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a
horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

17. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

18. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to
their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?

19. Why does your Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are
going to look up there anyway?

20. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

21. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

22. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then
what is baby oil made from?

23. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

24. Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Stop singing and read on . . . . . .. . . ..


25. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but
when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

26. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

Some Interesting Facts 2.0

1. Google is actually the common name for a number with a million zeros.

2. Switching letters is called spoonerism. For example, saying jag of Flapan,
instead of flag of Japan.

3. It cost 7 million dollars to build the Titanic and 200 million to make a film
about it.

4. The attachment of the human skin to muscles is what causes dimples.

5. There are 1,792 steps to the top of the Eiffel Tower.

6. The sound you hear when you crack your knuckles is actually the sound of nitrogen
gas bubbles bursting.

7. Human hair and fingernails continue to grow after death.

8. It takes about 20 seconds for a red blood cell to circle the whole body.

9. The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.

10. Most soccer players run 7 miles in a game.

11. The only part of the body that has no blood supply is the cornea in the eye. It
takes in oxygen directly from the air.

12. Every day 200 million couples make love, 400,000 babies are born, and 140,000
people die.

13. In most watch advertisements the time displayed on the watch is 10:10 because
then the arms frame the brand of the watch (and make it look like it is smiling).

14. Colgate faced big obstacle marketing toothpaste in Spanish speaking countries.
Colgate translates into the command “go hang yourself.”

15. The only 2 animals that can see behind itself without turning its head are the
rabbit and the parrot.

16. Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.

17. The average person laughs 13 times a day.

18. Do you know the names of the three wise monkeys? They are:Mizaru(See no evil),
Mikazaru(Hear no evil), and Mazaru(Speak no evil)

19. Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

20. German Shepherds bite humans more than any other breed of dog.

21. Large kangaroos cover more than 30 feet with each jump.

22. Whip makes a cracking sound because its tip moves faster than the speed of sound.

23. Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs to a
slaughterhouse in Bonn. Suddenly the pigs, all two thousand of them, escaped
through a broken fence and stampeded, trampling the two hapless protesters to
death.

24. If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air,
the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person
died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on
the ground, the person died of natural cause.

25. The human heart creates enough pressure while pumping to squirt blood 30 feet!!

Some Interesting Facts 1.0

1. If you are right handed, you will tend to chew your food on your right side. If you are left handed, you will tend to chew your food on your left side.

2. If you stop getting thirsty, you need to drink more water. For when a human body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off.

3. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.

4. Your tongue is germ free only if it is pink. If it is white there is a thin film of bacteria on it.

5. The Mercedes-Benz motto is “Das Beste oder Nichts” meaning “the best or nothing”.


6. The Titanic was the first ship to use the SOS signal.

7. The pupil of the eye expands as much as 45 percent when a person looks at something pleasing.

8. The average person who stops smoking requires one hour less sleep a night.

9. Laughing lowers levels of stress hormones and strengthens the immune system. Six-year-olds laugh an average of 300 times a day. Adults only laugh 15 to 100 times a day.

10. The roar that we hear when we place a seashell next to our ear is not the ocean, but rather the sound of blood surging through the veins in the ear.

11. Dalmatians are born without spots.

12. Bats always turn left when exiting a cave.

13. The ‘v’ in the name of a court case does not stand for ‘versus’, but for ‘and’ (in civil proceedings) or ‘against’ (in criminal proceedings).

14. Men’s shirts have the buttons on the right, but women’s shirts have the buttons on the left.

15. The owl is the only bird to drop its upper eyelid to wink. All other birds raise their lower eyelids.

16. The reason honey is so easy to digest is that it’s already been digested by a bee.

17. Roosters cannot crow if they cannot extend their necks.

18. The color blue has a calming effect. It causes the brain to release calming hormones.

19. Every time you sneeze some of your brain cells die.

20. Your left lung is smaller than your right lung to make room for your heart.

21. The verb “cleave” is the only English word with two synonyms which are antonyms of each other: adhere and separate.

22. When you blush, the lining of your stomach also turns red.

23. When hippos are upset, their sweat turns red.

24. The first Harley Davidson motorcycle was built in 1903, and used a tomato can for a carburetor.

25. The lion that roars in the MGM logo is named Volney.

Why Do People Say Bless You After You Sneeze

You would have come across many people saying "Bless You" while someone sneeze.
Have you ever wonder why they say it or did you ask them why?

Sources say they originated thousands of years ago.
"God Bless You" is attributed to Pope Gregory the Great, who uttered it in the 6th century during a plague epidemic.
Sneezing is an obvious symptom of one form of the plague during that time.

Some say that the heart stops momentarily when someone sneeze and his or her back to life is welcomed by saying "Bless You".
But health related articles say that heart wont stop during sneeze and it is a misconception.

Some believe that evil spirits use the sneeze as an opportunity to enter a person's body.
Saying "bless you" would stop this window of opportunity.

In general sneezing is a sign of cold or allergy and can be provoked in the sunlight or from smelling a strong odor.
Whatever may be the reason, we persist in the custom of saying "Bless You" out of common courtesy or habit.

Tablet Pc

The tablet PC is a slate shaped computer which is mobile in nature. For coping up with modern era and its fast generations the invention of the Tablet PC is incredible. The use of this PC as the name suggests is very beneficial, though the device is very small in size. With the latest techniques that are introduced in its form is attracting everyone to use it for various purposes.

Right from the touch screens to the digital pen, everything in this Tablet PC are designed to meet the needs of the stylish generations of today. This Tablet PC can also be called as the laptop which is very easy to carry off and perform every computer related task very easily and quickly.

The technology that is used in the Tablet PC is no doubt a culmination of the best and latest things which has made the use of the PC similar to that of a notebook. The user can easily open the PC, start it and begin his respective works of writing, recording, capturing photographs, sending and receiving mails etc. Mouse is not used in this computer as there are alternatives to the mouse that replaces the previous with far better effect. Instead of the mouse there is a touch pad in the Tablet PC which can be controlled with the help of the fingertips.

The advantages of these Tablet PCs are many in which we can name firstly the portability and easy surfing. Anywhere, whether it is a garden, a beach, a room or while transporting, the use of the Tablet PCs can not be prevented by any external factor. For this reason day by day these PCs are gaining a huge popularity and admiration among people.

The Tablet PCs are very small in size and can be termed as the smallest invention in the field of the computers. The use of the fingertips or a digital pen is the main attraction in this computer. The manual of this computer is designed in a way to be used by any type of user. Whether a child or an adult, everyone can take good advantage of the Tablet PCs.

Other facilities that can be named very often regarding the Tablet PCs are that these have a high memory capacity to keep all data intact. The storage capacity in the hard disk is huge, very technically designed for a trouble free mobile computing and a digitizer screen that is compatible to the Tablet PC. There are facilities of attaching an extra keyboard and mouse too if required. Thus these can be used extensively at home if the situation arises that the computer has to be used for hours. Usually the Tablet PC are capable of using for a long time, still it is better to be cautious and avoid using them for long periods.

Then price of this Tablet PC is very high which can be avoided by going for the used PCs. The used PCs if refurbished and modified can do their job very beautifully. The buyer can always keep this in mind while going for the Tablet PC.

Delete A Particular Web Address In Internet Browser History

Well this post of mine is just a simple help for those who are newbies to computers. Below is a simple procedure to do it :

To delete a single page, open your Internet browser and click on the drop down menu in the address bar.

Now select the link that you want to delete, just highlight it and press shift+delete from your keyboard.

Simple !!!

What To Do At Traffic Signal

Every body stops at traffic signal( at least once in lifetime) so here are few things to do when next time u stop at traffic signal

1) If you see Police man at corner....shout loudly!! "HEY DUDE!!! WAZZUP!!!! Nice
Shirt"
If itz lady police... shout show ur hand... n say Hey Babes!! looking so cool....

2) Switch off engine and do voice by mouth..VROOM!!!!!.......VROOM!!!!!!!!!!

3) Bargain with the boy selling water bags

4) Whistle at the hot model on hoardings

5) When a beggar comes to beg....remove your helmet and beg of him instead

6) Search for the sun and sing....."DHOOP NIKALTI HAI JAHAN SE"

7) Break traffic signal...and if police catches u say u r color blind

8) Try calling the cow or any stray animals and divert to the vehicle behind

9) Ask Traffic police to pose for a photo

10) Give the Traffic police tips on how to control traffic

11) Start giving dostana/Gay look to Police...

12) Apolice men his weight and salary and west size

13) Ask ur neighbour to exchange his car wit ur bike!!!!!!!

14) Ask for d change of 1000rs note to 10 th person to u !!!!!!!

What If U R Cought Giving Proxy Attendence

1) Sir/Mam I am just practicing for my attendance.

2) Tell him that you are his Representative

3) Sir, After giving attendance he ran away....u hvn't seen

4) Sir, i was just checking wthr u can catch me r not...u r James Bond Sir

5) Start like mein kaha hoon...........say u r getting chakkar n fall down..

6) Sir, I forgot my roll number...what is it?

7) Bang D bench and go out of class (never ever think of returning back to his class
again)

8) It was assignment given to you by Principal n Founder authority to check
ALERTNESS of Professor...n Congratulate him for doing job..

9) Bribe him and say meri aur mere dosto ki attendence har lecture mai lagana..

10) If he doesnt accept ur bribe yell loudly and say ki ye mujhse Rishwat maang raha
hai..and say dat u will complaint dis matter to the Principle..

11) Sir..aapki umar ho gayi hain.....kisne kuch nahi bola..aur aapko aawajen sunayi
de rahi hain...

12) GO WILD LIKE NANA PATEKAR!!!!!!!!

HEY!!!! YEH USKA ROLE NUMBER ..YEH MERA NUMBER....BOL KAUN YAHA HAIN..AUR KAUN
BAHAR..KAUN HINDU OR KAUN MUSLIM!!!

TU TOH BACCHO MEIN FOOT PAD RAHA HAIN!!! HAR EK KO ALAG NUMBER DE KE!!!!!!

Hold your Head n act like Nana Patekar again.....

13) Give him THE FEROCIOUS GHAJINI LOOK

14) Tell him in a broken english

"I LEARNING 2 SAY PREGENT"

15) Sir, he came yesterday and forgot to give his presenty so just clearing his
pending attendance

16) Pretend 2 write some important points he wil be impressed!!!!!!!!!!!!

17) Give him 'Jaadu ki Jhappi'...

18) Offer him that u wil introduce a new hawt GIRL..........

19) Blame it on recession.Tell him ur grup has decided that one person will attend a
day to save transport cost.

20) "main bhatak gaya tha.....ab meri ankhen khul gayi hai...mujhe maaf kar dijiye
plesssss"

What to do in a Public Restroom

1) Start shouting : I did it .. Yes! I did it! I am the best!

2) When u see someone rushing in, go occupy the loo and dont come out until d person
losses it in his/her pants

3) Put itching powder on the toilet seats..

4) Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."

5) Ask for some Change!

6) Take out the "men at work" board from an under construction site and place it
outside the restroom.

7) While shitting, make a corporate call and say " i'm in a meeting.. i tried hard
to push it, but finally dropped the matter"

8) Tell them this is the first time you have been in a toilet in your life !

9) Suddenly start running here and there shouting bomb. bomb.. but this can also
land u in jail

10) Wet your pants wid water and walk proudly in and out

11)Say "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!dat felt gooooooooooooood!!"

What To Do The Night Before Exams

1) Get the time-table......

2) Drink beer .. I have heard it improves concentration!

3) Watch the best porno film available with you.. A little relaxation never hurt anyone!

4) Make chits..!

5) Go 2 da toilet a thousand tyms(moms gonna think u have loose motion so no test da nxt day

6) Motivate ur friend to study more

7) Call ur teacher at 2:00 am and ask them to teach u

8) Keep listening the song "everythings gonna be alright".....

9) Talk 2 ur gf... it'l help if the xm is of a language paper

10) Call your ex n say how much u miss them...padhai to hone nahi wali..time pass to ho jayega !!!

11) Call up as many ppl as possible n say tht the time table has changd...maza ayega

12) Find ur books and remove dust from them and place them back in the cupboard